Sex with my best friend

It's a not so secret SECRET

I can't remember the last time we didn't have something to feel guilty about

We randomly sleep together and we enjoy it.
What do we have to lose?
His girlfriend already hates me

Nobody blames her
It makes me smile :D

My First Threesome

A few extra hours past fashionably late

The three of us find some time alone

The only light was from the stars and fire flies.

He found our hiding place

We felt like we were so far away

He pressed up against us

We felt like there was no turning back

"You sit on my face, You sit on my cock"

"Switch"

We obeyed

Soon there was pounding on the door

We emerged and sat on a ledge

All three of us in a line

Smoking our last cigarette

That is all I remember of
  My First Threesome.

My [2nd] One Night Stand.

I had gone through a drought. 

I seriously think my V was in pain from a lack of action.  

Finally, I find the perfect prey for a 1nighter. 

Pale, dirty, skinny, tattoos, and of course at least two notches more attractive than myself.

It started off great, releasing all my built up tension with one thrust and just like that it was over. 

You've got to be kidding me.  Try for round two? Nope. Can't get it up. Serious?!

FUCK. 

I wasted a number on that?

UGH

He doesn't say a word. Rolls over to cuddle and passes out.

Are you kidding me? I try to grab my phone without waking him to send an emergency exit text to the roommate.  Not successful.

Okay. Slowly. Be quiet. Get out of the bed. 

FUCK my clothes are scattered everywhere. 

Get dressed. Flash wakes up and I freeze.

"what are you doing?"

"Uh... going for a cigarette."

He passes out, I grab the roommate, and like it never happened I was at home.

BUT! This is what I don't get.  He gets pissed that I left. Apparently NO ONE uses Flash for sex. 

Guess what, that just happened buddy. Get over it. I don't care.