Sexual Frustration

I only want the one I can't have

but what if I could?

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I would rip off his shirt

and handcuff him to the bed

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I would kiss down his body

as I removed his pants

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I would tease him and love him

I would kiss him and fuck him

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I would let him hold on to me

I would let him have anything he wanted

I would let him have all of me

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I would then set him free

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If only he knew

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Oh the things that I would do

The Usual

I feel like everyone has 1 person they are comfortable with

The one person they know will ALWAYS be there.

A pattern that works and is repeated

This person is "The Usual" it is like going to a local cafe 

and ordering the same thing every time.

We keep these people around because they are EASY and familiar

Everyone is content with their "Usual"

I find them predictable and boring

I am sick of "The Usual" and am interested in someone "UNUSUAL"

No Regrets

when you have nothing to lose

you have nothing to regret

the moment is now

temptation is burning

and words are nonverbal

if only I could be with him

if only for 1 night

that would be a dream come true

because more than anything else

I am infatuated and curious

Story of Adam & Eve

Resisting temptation has never been my strong suit..

...but it always feels so good.

You sit there second guessing the situation
and you know what to do.

Do the right thing.


Then right in front of you
sits exactly what you want.

Realistically...
you know what you are getting yourself into.
There is no choice in the situation.

The guilt you face is never enough to turn down temptation.
The end result is just that good.
You can't pass it up.






"Never regret anything, because at one point it was exactly what you wanted"

Relationship Advice

Your friend is upset because she just broke up with the boyfriend. She comes to you, the loyal friend, and asks for advice. This is a very tricky situation.

You do not know the extent of their relationship.
You do not know what happens when you are not around.
She has already decided what to do.
She will not take your advice.

DO NOT tell her what she wants to hear.

Listen. Ask more questions. If you get caught in a situation where you actually have to answer, this is my favorite excuse:

"I don't know what to tell you, that's something you guys will have to work out together"

Say you actually want to help get rid of him...

"If you don't have trust you don't have a relationship"
"You have to stand your ground. Don't let him walk all over you"


If this doesn't work make them watch He's Just Not That Into You.

If that still doesn't work. You're screwed.

WASHOUTS: The Kind Of Girls Men Won't Date

Thanks stevechasmar's flickr.
(click to read whole article)

DON'T DRINK TOO MUCH a man expects you to keep your dignity all night.

&

DON'T BE CONSPICUOUS talking to another man.

The last straw is to pass out from too much liquor. Chances are your date will never call you again.





Obviously.
Every time I go out for a drink, keeping my dignity is #1 priority.

Sex with my best friend

It's a not so secret SECRET

I can't remember the last time we didn't have something to feel guilty about

We randomly sleep together and we enjoy it.
What do we have to lose?
His girlfriend already hates me

Nobody blames her
It makes me smile :D